Monday 17 November 2008

Beware!


If you read Sods law you will know that I was a little bit poorly, as it turned out Mrs Taxi Driver was wrong (I nearly died). Sorry to disappoint you all, but I'm still here and normal service has resumed.

This weekend; 'broke UK' officially started celebrating Xmas, I picked up the first of the seasonal party animals. Although allegedly having no money, they still managed to find enough to get drunk, spew everywhere, throw insults and try to shag their best mate's partner.

Anyway, try and remember that when you get your cab this Xmas, the driver will be sober (hopefully). He will remember what you say, what you do and what you want to do, maybe just maybe it will end up on the WWW

2 comments:

Nemesis said...

I am glad you are restored. If I had known it was worse than flu I would not have made the joke about you asking the doctor to check your symptoms against cyclohexanone effects.

Welcome back

Unknown said...

Drunk or otherwise, it's always best to respect the Taxi driver. It's only at his discresion that you don't end up in Scotland.