Thursday, 17 June 2010


I have an exclusive photograph of a police helicopter buzzing ECR's clifftop mansion.

A reliable source (she was only a 1/3 through her morning bottle) has informed me that ECR had positioned some anti-aircraft guns on the top of his 17 storey mansion, in an attempt to persuade Flybe to postpone their new Manchester route.

A group of nursery children were heard shouting 'bye bye, bye bye', however at the moment it is unclear if this was aimed at ECR or the helicopter (Budgie).

More on this story as it breaks.